Will I beat the deadline and squeeze another post in before the sun sets on another Ultimate Blog Challenge?
I may have listened more closely to the gentle guiding forces that suggested I rise from my bed a little earlier this morning, thereby avoiding a potential catastrophe. Not early-early, just 7.30ish, which is early for me. By a little after 8 o’clock I was showered, dressed, and had made my bed (that’s a safety procedure so I’m not tempted to jump back into it on a cold day).
With a large glass of water in hand, I perused emails and checked Facebook to see how much the world had changed while I slept. It seems nothing too drastic happened and I could confidently step out into that world later today.
Then came an unexpected knock at the door. It was a plumber, sent to check the temperature of my hot water (thank goodness I was dressed!). Comparing the ‘hotness’ of my shower here, to the ‘hotness’ of the shower in my previous unit, the water here is a little too far on the ‘cool’ side. Being someone who overstays their environmental welcome in a hot shower on a cold day, I felt a bit cheated by the lack of heat of the current situation.
According to the plumber, the temperature meets safety requirements (not too low), which leads me to think I may have overdone it with the hot tap before I moved here. The temperature could be tweaked a bit to deliver a warmer shower, but I figured the effort isn’t worth it.
I should explain about how the hot water works in my little retirement world.
My first winter in my last place didn’t end without a few tribulations. I discovered, after running out of hot water in the shower one frosty morning, that the hot-water container stored a mere fifty litres of water. I had long hair, and I liked a long hot shower. It didn’t end well. Yes, I know I’m supposed to use a three-minute timer but seriously, does anyone actually win that race?
So, I applied to our Strata Committee for permission to install a big hot water tank on my front porch. After a bit of argee-bargy, they finally consented, and I was quick to find a plumber to install the new tank.
As a bit of an aside, you’ve probably guessed that I live a fairly chaotic life. Installing a new hot water service was no exception.
The plumber asked how many taps needed to be turned off to secure the water. ‘Three’, I replied, having asked Dave, our maintenance person, a few days earlier. Either the plumber didn’t hear me, or, well, I don’t know what went wrong, but… at a crucial point in the process, water gushed out from under the sink. Before long I was squelching through the carpet in the living area while I phoned Dave to turn the water off at the mains, somewhere along my street. Dave wasn’t on site, but I reckon he flew back from town because the water stopped gushing not too much later. Not soon enough to save the living room carpet, but soon enough to stop the water making its way into the bedrooms.
If I’d had Valium in the house I reckon the plumber would have asked for it (I don’t even have aspirin so he was out of luck). I thought plumbers would be used to that sort of thing, but not him. I wasn’t overly phased by it, and quickly hatched a plan for the coming days while the floors dried. It was July, and I wasn’t fussed on sleeping with the doors and windows wide open, and heavy-duty fans blowing all night (not to mention the noise). I was actually looking forward to a couple of comfortable nights in a hotel; kind of a mini-vacation.
Before I could Google ‘comfy hotel with extra-hot water’, the village manager arrived. His first words were ‘you can’t stay here’, followed by, ‘I can’t believe how calm you are’, and then, ‘there’s a spare apartment in The Lodge you can use until the floors dry’. I gratefully accepted, but not before enquiring about the calibre of the hot water in The Lodge.
Today’s encounter with the plumber was uneventful, and I’ve even commissioned him to install a new shower filter, as soon as I buy it. He was such a nice young person and reminded me of my grandson, who is also a plumber, but sadly lives too far away to come to my water-related rescue. As for my not-too-hot showers? Apartment living is different. We don’t have a separate hot water supply all to ourselves, we share the communal supply, and I’m fine with that.
And now, I await a call from my friend, Stella. We’re going out for coffee, as soon as she gets back from picking up family at the airport.
And somewhere in the world the sun is setting (or maybe just rising), and I’m ahead of the game, for once. My final blog post for the UBC is done.
I have loved every minute of this one and will continue to read and be inspired by the fantastic bloggers that I’ve met along the way. From the great works of Lily Leung that I discovered in an earlier challenge, I’ve learned to relax my writing, and write from the heart.
I hope one day to be even half as good as my Challenge Buddies, and I look forward to meeting you again, in another UBC.
